I wrote a paper my freshman year on Definite Redemption (Limited Atonement), one of my favorite things. Not long ago as my small group was going through 1 John, we came to 1 John 2:2, a big verse on the subject. In my preparation, I went back and read that paper, and I found this, labelled as a quotation from Calvin’s Institutes:
I’m’a do my little dance,
Watch me wear these little pants!
Jump and gyrate all around,
Look at me! I’m off the ground!
Geneva’s wantin’ more of this,
I sure am glad I left Paris!
I have no memory of writing this, but I was fond of all-nighters back then. Maybe it’s for the best.
-Daniel
Cultus and Culture 
this will forever be one of my favorite poems.